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prohibited languageRussian Roulette September 22 哎，33了今天我很高兴，还有一些人记住我的生日：
我老婆第一时间发来祝贺短信，尽管我们俩的心情都不太好；
中午骚广一如既往地在电话里发骚；
晚饭马晨光这个即将迎接他的33岁生日的人也来电庆贺，同时表达他自己在一周后即将33岁的无奈心情；
晚上收到xiaohou chengkui贺信，感觉自己还没有被人遗忘；
别的就没有了，我看以后也就这样了。 September 09 进了一个中国移动都辐射不到的山沟我觉得我需要休息了，但是生活告诉我：你不能，在谁家门口拉大便都不能，跟人类酗酒更不能，自暴自弃万万不能。
今年又要评职称了，与评审委员会斗争到底！
今年又要搞随迁了，与人事干部斗争到底！
感觉谁都跟我过不去，与牛鬼蛇神斗争到底！
无量天尊，我到底先跟谁斗争到底？ August 11 Attention Please.attention please, especially for Mr. Chenglong Zhang(AKA Charlie) and Mr. Hua Wang, and others i might missed out.
considering you are still looking for a partner for probably rest of your life, i have got some good news for you guys.
There are two available pretty young lady here you might have interests to know more about:
No.1 ---- Born in 1983, 168cms,'not surprisingly hot' and fit enough. got BSc and Msc in Banking Finance from University of Cardiff, UK. Now is working in a multinational company in Beijing.
No.2 ---- Born in 1981, 1.74 roughly, really pretty, looking for someone over 176cms. Graduated from Capital University of Econmics and Business, now is working in China Construction Band,Beijing Branch, Department of International Finance.
More information will be availabe if requested.
my favourate quote is: dont be shy, u will shine! July 22 Horny Rhino Wanking On StageWatched a drama, "Rhino In Love", in a small theatre at Saturday nite. I would rather call it "Horny Rhino", cause it was full of XXX elements.
No comment on the plot or actors/actresses, cause didnt get it at all. More interestingly, in the second row, a pajama-in-black hunk was massaging a pajama-in-white bird just before the show.
1. Eco-Play
It was the first time for me to realize a drama on stage is such an energy consuming activity. Speakers, lights, belt convey, water pump, electric welding and lift, they all consumed energies. I believe any sorts of art is produced to please common people's normal life and taste. When we are trying to purify air, water and soil to enhance so-called life quality, we definately dislike to see any fancy stuff release much and unwanted Green House Gas.
2. Grading-Play
Actors talked about their THINGs, actresses showed their boobs and stockings, two folded on a mattress. Why should some teenages be allowed in? Shall any one grade on it?
3. Common-Sense-Play
"Malu", the male leading role, lost the chance to shag his attractive secetary neighbour in the third round. He was deeply in sorrow and sadness as if she cut off his balls and took them away. Come on, you wanker! At least You Got Two Free Shag. Be sensible! April 24 where are these nice people now and who took the picture?Dr. Z. Tai asked where the fellas in the photos are currently, in the album 'OOPS',
me and sophia work in beijing, struggling to survive. and will have the wedding very soon.
Mr. Lei Wang and RuoMeng(PhD candidate) still works on this thesis and porn in mobile , i believe so. (correct me if m wrong)
Dr. Wei Li fitted into the Derby community, drive his crap auto on the way to mancity, holding an idea to go green.
Mr and Mrs Zhou stay in manchester, doing painful PhD and banking.
I am not too sure about the camera man on that day, i thought it was a red-hair lady working in Uni.
January 23 老子心情格外不好之职称评定篇对职称评定补充材料的几点说明
各位评委和相关人员：
据闻在本次职称评定中，评委对本人的申请材料提出以下建议： 1． 提供独立或合作发表文章的原件； 2． 向专利局确认专利能否代替发表文章； 3． 向专利局确认专利申请人排名先后所占权重的情况，并提供专利原件。
本人现对上述建议提出以下说明和补充： 1． 与《北京晚报》和《南方周末》等大众读物不同，在学术期刊中发表的文章原件印刷品不易获得，现以由网上下载的复印件加盖公章后代替。试问：如果本人欲在今年参加高级职称或其他职称评定，是否还要提供原件？如是，本人应该向期刊出版商索要几份原件才足够？ 2． 专利局不负责本人的职称评定，即不能对“专利是否能替代发表文章”给予准确答复。可否将此决定权转至评审委员会定夺？ 3． 同上第一、二条解释，专利说明书以复印件加盖公章代替。本人认为发明人名次对于评价技术资格无足轻重，只能体现申请时期该单位的机构设置情况。本人同意由评审委员会决定发明人名次的权重情况，并望告知决定结果，以作参考。
在此感谢参与本次评审活动的集团、股份公司、评审委员会、生化能源事业部相关人员的耐心指点，以及本人在此活动中，表现出的任劳任怨和积极配合的工作态度。
祝各位身心健康、万事如意，鼠年大吉！来年再战！
申请人：林海龙 签名： ； 日期： December 16 我的冬歇期——在中央电视台门口拉大便篇不记得在哪里看过一个评论，说电视是一种很低级的娱乐方式，因为属于被动娱乐，电视台播什么你就只能看什么，没有主动性。
我想我就自甘低级了，首先感谢中央电视台一如既往地胡说八道，颠倒黑白，以及中央台女主持人们梳鸡窝头露大饼子脸一贯作风。中央一、二我就懒得多说了，能认识几百个汉字会看报的压根就没有必要看他们的节目，所以我建议把中央一、二套直接改称“中央扫盲胡咧咧频道”。
重点表扬中央7台，总能学到点熏腊肉淹辣椒的技术，还有看点。
比较佩服中央9台，各种能说外语的珍禽异兽都被他们找来了，咋就长得那么奇怪呢？尤其是一个短发脸煞白猩猩嘴人中一尺多长说话咂巴舌头喷口水的老娘们，真是百看不厌！其他没有点到的，自己反省一下，我就不恶心你们了。
各地方卫视系列就是没完没了地电视剧和广告，三顺系列，血色系列，西游记系列，手机系列，钻表系列，内衣系列，这些还不算，江苏卫视整了个感情问题座谈节目，天天换话题，像什么丈夫外遇、老婆出轨，爹妈孩子没人管，你们江苏就这么不太平阿？还是说江苏卫视的宗旨就是揭露省内的丑恶现象？鼓掌！鼓掌！
本人是北京6的忠实观众，但是主持人的职业素质还有待提高，在错下去就赶上老韩了。北京7那个整天做饭的哥们，你要注意保持体型了，让你来做饭的，不是让你来吃的，主持人里除了毕福剑，你的脸皮算最厚的了。北京台也有一个UPCLOSE节目（和中央台的二尾子马脸主持的对话节目类似），女主持人喜欢夹着腿蹭阿蹭的，还是先看去趟医院，把您那妇科炎症根治了再回来，也省得下次伺候老外的时候把病也传给人家，国际影响不好。 October 30 dontbemad@me.ok?why should most of the email address look like a abbr. name followed by a bloody company name? i was think it would be more fun to have more irrational email address, some like:
September 04 dawn of the deada monster is growing up underneath the hathersage road,manchester, from thosands years ago. She has been absorbing energy from all kinds of creatures, magpie, mouse, squirrel and human beings. small animals were called up by her aged moanings to stand in the middle of the street, it only took a pico-second for them to lose their breathe. what we saw there is a bouch of cold and breatheless creatures waiting to be smashed....... you would sometimes feel chilled or cold when passing a certain aera of that road, which only means you were too fast and too strong to be taken away....... once she is growing larger and stronger, no one has a chance to escape. and you have no place to hide yourself....... Moving houses could only save your life for a short period of time, we are going nowhere but the deep deep blackhole. September 03 virginal universe黑头指鼻头上的黑点和里面的灰尘和脂肪。一个人黑头多就表示你不讲卫生，或者天生毛孔粗大容易进土。我的鼻子就是上述两种成因的完美结合。 于是我试了一种叫毛孔清洁鼻贴的东西，在鼻子上贴层膜，等胶干了，一揭，就能看到油泥混合物象竹笋一般根根挺立！恶心吧？于是就有了一个里程碑似的名字：处女贴。 （处女贴这个词由处女和贴两个词根，处女表示第一次，贴是主体。这样的用法很有活力噢。第一次给自己剃头——处女剃；第一次用烤箱——处女烤；第一次喝大料酒——处女Sambuca；第一次抽雪茄——处女Cigar，这个有点恶心。。。。。。。此后省去45万字） 续前。。。。。。 在‘处女贴’这个概念诞生的同时，我鼻梁上贴的那个东西就成了大爷我的第一个属于自己的‘处女膜’了。 哈哈哈哈哈 读者们感到那种创新产生的澎湃的力量了吗？胆小的人就在从此产生的无数‘处女S’前瑟瑟发抖吧！ July 26 降落伞的安全感有谁觉得降落伞可有可无？我猜是大多数人吧。 如果你走在马路上，你不需要降落伞。 如果你拾阶而下，你也不会想到降落伞。 如果你从墙头上跳下，你也许会稍作思考，但你宁愿选择跳下的时候依靠你的双腿。 如果你从10层楼上跳下，你会想到降落伞，但是如果下面是一池清水，你还是轻松地往下跳。 如果你从飞机上一跃而出，你会前所未有地依靠一个安全的降落伞。 我猜这就是传说中的安全感。 当我们沉浸在一段感情中的时候， 发现自己越升越高，不安和恐惧越聚越多， 对安全感的渴望就如同对降落伞的依赖一样， 但我们仍然选择对一个忠诚的降落伞的信任，而同时不能拒绝高度带来的兴奋。
我在这里很难做一个结论，因为我身在其中，享受着高度带来的快感。 here attachs the lyrics of 'world keeps turning': It's been a long time since I've been around here
I'm driving so fast, the trees disappear around me Everything I know, or have known before Is here in my mind, I think you know the score The world keeps turning, everybody's learning Keep ahead of the race it's the human despair On my blocks everynight trying to figure out whats wrong & right Oh, just as psychadelic thing, I'll bring you love, anything But the tears will flow, just the like the blood on the streets yeah It's been too long since we sat down here & talked It's been too long, you know we seperated It's been so long I wish that I could build a bridge It's been so long, how can I see through it? The world keeps turning, everybody's learning Keep ahead of the race, I've money to spend And time to lend on my friends Everything right in my life again Oh babe, don't you take it away & give me days that were black & gray And all the corners of my mind turned, entwined into another guy Oh hit, a hypocrit, yeah that's it. I turned my words, they twirl & combine They mix in your head, and make you think that I'm singing right to you It's ok, if you want, I'll give you the time, the money to run You could be the president, if you get that far then give me some help Wish you like it my friends May 10 decompose to twoHolding my shabby bag and a colorful bird Paid 3 quids stepping on the sticky floor Squeezing into piles and piles of flaming gum and weed Bar, stage, seats, they were immersed in the darkness, darkness, and endless darkness
Waving a 100 notes standing on the bar, Reminding me the legless era in thirsty scholar, Blasting drumbeats didn’t match my desire Hey! Stocking gorgeous! Please show me your bra and blarblarblar
Bunch of mushroom head screaming behind A slim chick jumped onto the chair, yeah u score high, nice heels, bum and thigh But could u please release your hair, take off your hat or chop off your head?
SCOFF, JOYSIDE TELLING SAME STORIES POGOING SEEMED NONSENCE LEFT BEFORE MADNESS DISMISS April 26 苹果前天晚上我看了一个电视里的杂技节目，有一个金发的俄罗斯女人，一身鸡屎绿，在自上而下的两条红布上，劈腿拧腰，盘上盘下，令人惊奇的是，她手里还拿一艳红的苹果，一边翻腾，一边啃，我看的这叫一个纳闷阿，这大姐干啥？这么整有意思吗？
后来摄像给了一嘴角的特写，鲜红的苹果压迫着同样鲜红的嘴唇，果皮被破开露出果肉，果肉被牙齿和舌头榨碎，果汁不时从嘴角流出。我当时只觉得从头到脚酥麻了15秒，谁说这不叫性感？
看的出来这制造诱惑都的人都像雷锋一样，从小事做起，一点一滴，不留痕迹，也不留名。你要不用心体会一下，还真容易错过。 October 31 congratulations!!!ＣＫThis CK is not that CK. we normally know CK as Calvin Klein, but all the fellas in Manchester know CK stands for ChengKui XiaHou.
CK just easily passed her short-time-viva, congratulaions!!!! Shouldnt everyone in Manchester feel happy for her?
All the best to her and to all the other struggling PhD students!!!
Tell me your stories! keep me updated!!!! ok? September 19 goodbye manchesterwhat a fantastic time i had in these past four years.
many thanks to jabez clegg, phoenix, thirsty shcolar and attic, fab cafe, rampant lion, sandbar, the pub, cezch bar, footage, big hand, arch robinson, kro bar, kro2, hogshead(oxford), revolution, ducye arms, lass' ogore, the zoo, ponana, 5th avenue, 42 street, paino and pitch, four in hands, orange, friendly inn, the cavindish, schu bar, hard rock cafe, tigertiger, et al
also thanks to baracuda in scrabrough, shakespear and one youth hostel in edinburgh, many dont-know-name pub and hotels in bristol, newcastle, jersey, weinmouth, barselona, granada.......
full of memories about all my mates, but i just cant find a word for it. August 15 冰冷的激流瞬间划过喉咙把剑凝在血中放眼天下，名字叫“重生”的歌没有百万也有几十万首了。数周前听了一首“冰封十字”版的“重生”。对仗的歌词和华丽的编曲让人不禁联想到了十几年前的“唐朝”。附上歌词以肆众人。是不是有点儿那四个爷们儿的范儿？
光，月色凄凉，盖满寒霜，风在冥想 血，随风散荡，染红翅膀，吞噬希望 夜，无法阻挡，断翅依然在飞翔 冰冻的血液还在流淌，抛弃希望 火，燃尽时光，消散芬芳，唤醒恐慌 心，依然坚强，冲破迷茫，唤回希望 梦，无法消亡，残翅依然在歌唱 燃烧的生命还在成长，找到梦想 融化枷锁，跨越迷惘，钟声依然在耳边回荡 船头恐惧的迷霜，挣脱荆棘 放眼看到光芒 急促令人窒息的鼓和贝司丝毫不逊色于当年的赵年和张炬，吉他随不如老五那般勾魂夺魄，但是被键盘弥补地恰倒好处。阴冷的女银主唱绝对让你雪上加霜不寒而栗，当然了再冷也冷不过那些死金，黑金，Viking的。声音也比Arch Enemy里那娘儿们顺耳多了。言而总之，我极力推荐！捎带一句，‘冰封十字’的五位英雄让我觉得‘北京大学’这个著名的地理名词有了点儿存在的意义。其余那些蹲在里面或者曾经蹲在里面的假道学，看门狗和扭捏作态臭不可闻的聂小倩们请快些烂掉吧。 August 13 燃烧你尽可以肆无忌惮地熔化我，只要你愿意。 我也懒得把强硬的态度挥来舞去，情愿化作一捧水、一阵烟， 在你身边淌过来，飘过去。 喝吧！让我流淌过你的身体。我期待着这令人兴奋的旅行。 我要是化成了烟，一定要把我吹散，我想出去转转，没时间遮住你的视线。 最后水结了垢，烟落了地，您找个笤帚，撮一堆，装瓶里，连搓三下， 轻声呼唤：龙龙，起床了。 你再看：见一人怦然而起，此人面如冠玉，目若朗星，眉分八彩，眉宇间似有光影流动， 一袭蓝衣，足蹬红靴，腰系红巾，赤手空拳，后被斗篷，胸前一个斗大的‘L’。 内力充盈，宛若实质，身后斗篷微微鼓起。如此这般，一站就是三十年。 寒来暑往，日月穿梭…… June 19 blooody helllllI hate my job!
June 21: Doing a 171 atoms DFT single point with PCM. I am wasting my time and resource. sorry.
I am not scientifically smart and I have been wasting most of the time doing nothing. Now I am feeling the real pressure. May 14 Alt in chainThe Altlantic inhaled the breathe and glance from the coffee cup,
swung her hair in the tasty cloud,
sprayed drops of vinegar on the dark chiffon.
a chain on the back kept her away from sun light
wandering on every street in town,
an old man howled from the other far end
watchtower dragged her back to the beach
scratched another bright dress out
she was cinematic razor sharp
a welcomed arrow through the heart
under her skin felt like home
electric shocks on aching bones
gave me a chance to hold on April 25 《理解》 -- 病蛹我已不想走，带着我；这或许是错，抱着我； 我已经忍了，我受够了；这一定是错，还剩什么； 感觉不到的失落，放弃吧，沉默； 张开双手是翅膀，一起飞； 那一定很美，我不后悔；是花的眼泪，如此伤悲； 内心成长的善良，别让它枯萎；固执的愚昧和狂热，那就是我； 我飞了，理解我。April 09 a wildcat did growlS: U havent been updating ur blog for ages
L: Yeah, I know
S: Why is that?
L: I dont have time for it, but I promise I will very soon
S: Ok, but when?
L: very soon?
S: what r u gonna write about?
L: not sure, Since I have nothing to complain about my life currently, .......
L: I may write sth to praise the purity of any kind of love .... life.... friendship.....families....
S: errr!!!! it sucks, no one is interested in that kind of thing.
L: ...true...but what if?, ......yes, u r right.
L: do they show 'GREEN WING' tonight?
S: I hope not, it sucks!
L: indeed.
S: F**K!!!
L: Wot?
S: nothing, sorry, I mean the notes.
L: oh,.....' isnt there anything i can complain?'
S: you wot?
L: do u fancy some sweets?
发现了，自从各家各户过上幸福的小日子后，牢骚和人生感悟少了很多。作为必然的结果：此类博客的更新频率急剧下降。作为受过教育的人，我们不提倡通过扒人家房子，破坏人家家庭的方式去激发已故奋青的创作灵感，这不仗义。所以我们只能采取抛砖引玉的策略，通过痛说老百姓自己的革命家史唤醒志同道合者的共鸣。大家看看，谁先来一个？
我补充一下，歌颂幸福生活美好的就不用拿上来了，谁家没有个三四箱的，不是什么稀罕物。 March 11 cant keep IQ from dropping..........this morning i dumpped all my brain cells into the middle of nowhere.
i had never felt so relaxed and released.then in such a funny mood, i started thinking of my life with those poor survived blood cells.
apparently they didnt work for me properly, they are too innocent to be blamed for this impropoer situation.
then she and myself began to be annoied and fooled by my silly laugh, knocking on the wall, careless whispers and dumb-dog-stareing.
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